LORELEI, for when you feel like channeling Lorelei Lee in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
Mr. Esmond Sr: Young lady, you don't fool me one bit. Lorelei: I'm not trying to. But I bet I could.
Mr. Esmond Sr: You expect me to believe that you aren't marrying him for his money? Lorelei: It's true. Mr. Esmond Sr: Then why do you want to marry him? Lorelei: I want to marry him for YOUR money.
Lorelei: Don't you know that a rich man is like a pretty girl? You don't marry her just because she's pretty. But, my goodness, doesn't it help? Would you want your daughter to marry a poor man? You'd want her to have the most wonderful things in the world. Why is it wrong for me to want those things? Mr. Esmond Sr: Well, I concede that. Say, they told me you were stupid. You don't sound stupid. Lorelei: I can be smart when it's important.